If I Was Zion...
If I was 6’7, 280 lbs, and could dunk from the free throw line, then all my problems would be solved. My life has not turned out quite the way I’d like it to after boldly predicting at age 13 that I’d be dunking by Christmas of 8th grade; I haven’t grown, I’ve never dunked (I’ve came close!), and I never married my middle school crush (I never made a move). That’s why at this juncture I am living vicariously through teenage basketball prodigy Zion WIlliamson, who can do every