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  • Writer's pictureDan Carney

All-NBA Conspiracy Team

Here's the lineup:


PG: Chris Paul (NO/LAL trade suspiciously vetoed by David Stern)

SG: Kyrie Irving (Flat-Earth-er)

SF: Kevin Durant (Never know which Twitter account is his, "The Burner Account Bandit")

PF: Michael Porter Jr. (Said coronavirus is being used for population control)

C: Rudy Gobert (The OG Covid-Truther)


Projected Team Record (current season): 66-6


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